The last few weeks it has been hot. Too hot. Meaning our bedroom is also too hot for sleeping. The good news is there is a simple fix called a fan. You may have heard of them. Last night we finally got the fan out of the shed, cleaned it off and felt how much cooler the room was. The problem with this? Fans really bother my eyes when I am trying to fall asleep. Even on the lowest setting, my eyes itch, water, and finally start to burn. This is probably because more times than not I sleep with my eyes open. Not all the way open, just a small slit. Still very creepy, I know. But, in all of my infinite wisdom I realized I just need one of those eye cover things that rich snobby people wear in the movies. (I am sure not all who where them are rich and snobby, but in the movies they are and movies don’t lie so maybe I am wrong?) I mentioned this is Colette and lo and behold she has one that she can even find in the darkness of our room. I put it on and tasted true bliss. A cool room, the breeze from a fan and eyes that could stay open and not burn. This little work of genius will also help me look more beautiful. It has stuff that takes the puffiness out from around my eyes. I am sure to look years younger.
This doesn’t take away from my manliness, right?
About as much as using a loofa made Brody less manly…
Hilarious! I thought I was the only one who was a “picky sleeper”. Things have to be “just so” for me to fall asleep. I agree with Colette, if Brody can use a loofah, you can use the eye thing.
you guys crack me up… wanna go camping this weekend? you can bring your eye thing.